most people work from 9-5. i work 5-9

So its Sunday night, roughly 11 pm. It is my last Sunday night as a minor as I turn 18 on Friday. Woot Woot. I feel older already.

Anyways, I ran 4.5 miles this afternoon, then I worked from 5 to 9, and ran 4.5 more miles for some odd reason. It felt good though. Some kids in a Jeep thought it’d be a hoot to yell and honk when they drove by. I personally believe this is in the lowest tier of humor, in the same level with gay humor and ’your mom’ jokes. I can honestly say I have never felt the urge to strain my vocal chords at someone on the sidewalk. How is this fun? “lets go yell insults at people getting some fresh air!” “Hell yeah bro! I’m down.”… It’s pathetic.

Last night it was apparently my job to make sure the freezer was shut at work. No one told me, and the freezer was left ajar. Everything melted. Oops. Hope I don’t get fired.

Hmm I don’t have much to say. How about I give a brief list of my favorite, and least favorite celebrities and why.

Faves:
Morgan Freeman: His narrations are warm and gentle like an angel is stroking my ear lobe. Plus, he played God. No further explanation needed.
Michael J. Fox: The Back to the Future was the greatest Trilogy of all time. And he’s inspiring.
Mila Kunis: Shes easy on the eyes.
Denzel Washington: Common, He’s Denzel. Need I explain?
Will Smith: I have never seen a bad movie/show with him in it. He’s a well spoken black man.
Oprah: 3 Words: Oprah Fridays Live

Not so much:
Nicolas Cage: He needs to stop trying to be a badass in his movies. He is a nerdy man and a terrible actor. I wish he got lost finding national treasure.
Jimmy Fallon: I used to like him until he took over Late Night. He can’t put a joke together without laughing half way through. I have never laughed watching his show. I have gone to bed angry because of his late night antics.
Miley Cyrus: Her voice is annoying, and she was given her fame and fortune. Shes done nothing to prove herself.
Chris Rock: Hes the most racist person I have ever seen on television. And he’s not funny. He just says words loudly and exaggerates them.
Tom Cruise: Not be confused with Tom Kruse the inventor of the Hoveround. Cruise is just an all around weird man who needs a reality check.