Now that I'm 18...

I will address all of my teachers/administrators/hierarchy by their first names. I am one of them after all (an adult).

I will no longer shave using a micro touch. I will use a big boy razor with shaving cream, water, and a towel around my waist. Maybe even after shave.

My mom will no longer be required to fetch me drinks, snacks, the remote, etc. However, this rule is void if I am not feeling well, or am really tired.

I will wear a mustache....Once I can grow one

I will read the news paper with my feet up on Sundays, and discuss the humidity levels with other adults.

I’ll have an opinion on politics based on more than “he seems nice, then again, so does he, hmmm…”

I will no longer drink juice boxes…Ah who am I kidding, I could never give up 8 ounces of deliciousness in a portable container.

I will order every single thing I have ever wanted off an infomercial. Like that sand stuff that goes in water but doesn’t get wet. Or Girls Gone Wild…. Just kidding (or am I?)

I will go to a club, and then leave again because I am not a dancer.

I will offer to buy kids cigarettes, and then scold them if they accept my offer.

I can commit adultery, it would have been teenagery before.

I could tell people "life's not fair," because only adults say that. But I wont, because I hate people who say that.

Finally, I will be rich because I am going to go buy a lottery ticket at midnight. Woot woot!